Title: A Fake Holy Mother in the Zombie Apocalypse
Translator: Little Bamboo Spirit
Chapter 255 - No matter how many days your boss spends fixing the minivan, it isn't as useful as one pat from our boss (3)
That zombie saw the familiar little thing flying out of the minivan and hastily picked it up and ate it. Then, he chased after the minivan, looking like he wanted more. He was like a puppy chasing after a car.
Bei Nuan looked at the progress bar. Sure enough, it had moved up a little bit. Feeding zombies could actually increase her Holy Mother value.
Bei Nuan did a quick calculation and realized this wasn't a good deal. Even if she fed the numerous boxes of beef jerky in her pocket space to the zombie, her Holy Mother value wouldn't increase by much.
Everyone else's attention was on the zombie with the unique taste.
Lu Xingchi turned the minivan around again without hesitation.
Jiang Fei furrowed his brow and asked, "What's going on?"
Du Ruo was the only one happy. "See, we might be able to find a new diet for them."
Shortly after, the zombie did another shocking thing.
He saw the beef jerky minivan was going around in circles and stopped following the minivan like the other dim-witted zombies. He tilted his head and stopped in a spot that the jeep would return to.
Although he was a bit stupid and would be hit by the minivan if Lu Xingchi didn't alter his path, he was much smarter than the other zombies.
"Stop the minivan," Du Ruo said, "Bei Nuan, give me the bag."
"What?" The skinny man widened his eyes in horror. His voice changed an octave in fear. "Stop the minivan? You want to stop the minivan? You mustn't!"
As usual, no one paid attention to him.
Lu Xingchi abruptly stopped the minivan. The zombies swarmed the minivan with fierce appearances and bared their teeth.
After Lu Xingchi parked the minivan, Du Ruo opened the minivan door and nimbly jumped down with the bag of beef jerky.
As usual, the zombies ignored him and threw themselves at the minivan.
Lu Xingchi started the engine, deftly threw them off, and continued driving circles nearby.
After Du Ruo got off the minivan, he took out a piece of beef jerky and threw it towards the zombie.
The zombie saw the familiar object flying towards him and decisively gave up on chasing after the minivan. He went to pick up the beef jerky.
Du Ruo crouched down in front of him, opened the bag of beef jerky, and offered it to him.
The zombie accepted the bag in bewilderment. He glanced at the inside of the bag, put his hand inside the bag, grabbed a big handful, and stuffed the jerky into his mouth.
The team stuck their heads out the windows to watch Du Ruo feeding the zombie as if they were a sightseeing group.
When the zombie, who was eating beef jerky, saw the living people sticking their heads out, he immediately dropped the beef jerky and went after the fresher meat.
Lu Xingchi fiercely turned the steering wheel, rushed to Du Ruo's side, and braked next to him. After Du Ruo jumped into the minivan, he hit the gas pedal and left in a grand manner.
Jiang Fei concluded, "Although that zombie is strange, he still prefers humans over beef jerky."
"But he still ate it!" Du Ruo was delighted by this new development. "That's a small bite for a zombie, and a big chomp for zombie-kind!" There was a glimmer of hope for his plan to change the zombies' diet.
Lu Xingchi contemplated while driving. From Xie Yuanqing to Old Hu, every reborn person had mentioned a zombie mutation that would happen a few years later. At that time, the zombies would become smarter and stronger. One by one, the bases would fall. Humanity would steadily retreat and be slaughtered until they were practically extinct.
He hadn't lived to see that period. In his past life, his best friend hadn't been infected by the zombie virus. He would kill zombies as soon as he saw them. He hadn't paid attention to zombies' habitual nature and diet.
That zombie was different. Not only did he eat beef jerky, he was smart enough to stand in a spot to block the minivan. His behavior was very unusual.
Lu Xingchi muttered, "Could it be that the zombie virus has begun to mutate?"
"Mutate?" Bei Nuan overheard and asked, "Did you say the zombie virus is mutating?"
Bei Nuan didn't know about this. It hadn't been mentioned in the novel. She quickly forgot about it. She was focused on finding that bank.
Under Lu Xingchi's hands, the minivan became a stellar vehicle. It sped through the town as fast as lightning.
Bei Nuan suddenly saw a familiar blue logo on the corner.
"Stop!" Bei Nuan got excited.
Lu Xingchi abruptly stepped on the brake.
The zombies that were attracted by the engine immediately rushed over here. Lu Xingchi got out and easily killed the zombies before letting the team disembark.
The skinny man was still unconscious from fainting. Tang Tang had to shake him for a long time before he woke up.
After waking up, he was stunned. He looked around for a long time before being extremely pleasantly surprised.
"I'm still alive? I'm not dead?"
Everyone else: "..."
The skinny man followed the team into the bank in a daze and pondered, "Weren't we going to look for food? This is a bank, right? Why are we going into a bank?"
"Don't we have to withdraw money to buy food?" Tang Tang made up a nonsensical excuse.
The skinny man: ???
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